The Throne

So I learned a horrible lesson today! Whoever designed the toilet for RV’s is a fucking asshole! Here’s the story. My toilet seat started to come loose, no biggie I’ve tightened plenty of toilet seats in my day I am woman, watch me fix shit! So I go to tighten up the bolt and nut and the nut falls off. Ok whatever I’ll get a flashlight and look for it my toilet is in a corner so it’s not flush against the wall. Now I’m searching for this damn nut and can’t find it ANYWHERE! I break out a mirror to try and see all the angles, still can’t find it 🤨… WTF! So I’m like “ok let’s trace the path with my hands and see if it might’ve hit something to send it in a crazy direction” I’m feeling my way down and notice there’s a hole…. You know how in your house you got the water pipes just out in the back? NOT ON THIS BITCH! They’re INSIDE in their own little cubby hole! MOTHER FUCKER! Well fine, I didn’t want this piece of shit plastic seat anyways! So I go to Walmart and get me a nice wood one! Fucking nut fell down Buffalo Bills hole to get it some fucking lotion! If you don’t know that reference, you better go educate yourself! Sooooooooooo I’ll be going to Lowe’s tomorrow to get 20 million nuts just encase any other nuts wanna get the hose again! I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!